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Samurai Demotivational Poster

SANOSUKE SAGARA - I think Cloud's Buster sword just got out-bigged...

OPTIMIST VS PESSIMIST. - The Optimist "Oh what a beautiful sight, let's check it out." The Pessimist "You do know the moment we step inside we're gonna be killed by Ninjas and Samurais right?

TAGS: optimist pessimist ninjas samurais
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

steve1961 - February 22, 2013, 2:51 pm
What about all those ninjas shown on the outside in this photo?

APACHE CHIEF - What kind of stinking superhero loses his powers to a cup of hot coffee to the crotch?


TAGS: black vulcan apache chief superfriends superfriends samurai el dorado wonder twins
Rating: 1.73/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - July 30, 2009, 11:18 am
Nothing saying
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 10:18 am
I thought that talking aboot your dates was forbidden

SAMURAI ELVIS - Can't get any cooler than that!

DEADLY - A womans tongue.. like a sharp sword can kill with one blow.. but most women prefer torturing you with it first....

TAGS: asian samurai sword
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by flint

ArturiusMaxwell - July 2, 2011, 10:57 am
Nice one!
jameswnash - September 18, 2010, 7:21 pm
oooh and us not forget the teases!
Reality Lord - September 18, 2010, 5:27 pm

nice one!

PIZZA PAGODA - Your pizza is ready in 30 minutes, or we kill ourselves in shame and dishonor!!

MULTI-CULTURE PALS - Many Heroes, One Voice!

SAMURAI - Because you can never spill as much blood as he can in his sleep

TAGS: samurai
Rating: 2.18/5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2009, 7:16 am
I'm not sure if anyone told you guys......But, There are Girls in the real world.
fg - October 12, 2009, 7:00 am
mugan totaly kicks a** ^^
yon - July 6, 2008, 8:49 pm
well anything by shinichiro watanabe kicks ass
. - May 12, 2008, 1:58 pm
2nd greatest anime. Cowboy Bebop is still better

Samurai Raccoons -

TAGS: samurai raccoons
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

nicholsjoshua15 - August 17, 2013, 6:00 pm
Will do my friend!
Reality Lord - August 15, 2013, 8:22 pm

if you get a chance, drop this over to digmydog. i think the old man running that site would love it!
lgvernon - August 15, 2013, 5:58 pm

Too funny!~

NOT A SAMURAI - technically mugens not one he never recieved training from a dojo. still badass though.

TAGS: mugen samurai champloo
Rating: 2.24/5

More motifakes by yon

5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 8:52 pm
Sad thing is, his statement is not entirely correct.
rerun - December 6, 2010, 8:41 pm

I have stressed out over this issue since July 18, 2008.
GreyScorpion - December 6, 2010, 8:34 pm
finally!! I won't be losing anymore sleep after that clarification. thanks!
Jesse Liberty - December 6, 2010, 8:31 pm
Well, actually Samurai were state officials of the Shogunate and they carried a Katana and a Daisho...Mugen's sword is barely a traditional Katana. And seeing as he is not a state official, he's in no sense of the word a samurai...
WhoCares? - July 22, 2008, 10:42 am
Even if there were a 100 Mugens, they would still pwned by Chuck
zerojustice - July 22, 2008, 10:02 am
Mugen may not technically be a samurai by name, but he's better at swordplay than most f'in samurais out there.
... - July 17, 2008, 8:24 pm
Yes, cause you are never anything unless you have a certificate. *Holds up a certificate of Dickishness* ...

SURPRISE - Samurai Buttsecks


TAGS: 5butjam sweet quote afro samurai
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

shmoe13 - December 10, 2010, 6:39 pm
nah man its chill
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 5:43 pm
credit where credit is due... I copied this style of poster from its original creator, Crankyhead.
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 5:03 pm
I just played the demo. It is cool that I posted my first poster with Anime on it, and it made it
shmoe13 - December 6, 2010, 5:00 pm
awesome game, nice job


TAGS: men and strong women never hesitate samurais have but one second to act
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 10:19 pm
Think that's more of a redneck proverb, lol. I got it from Red Green. jk
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 10:14 pm
LOL... not at all.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 10:13 pm
lol "What's right is right. Otherwise, it would be wrong and that ain't right."
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:52 pm
Kratos? Revenge? We've got one for that, too... it falls under "what's right is right"
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:47 pm
ITalian guys.... it's all about justifying everything you do with basically flawed, but sound logic.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 9:43 pm
That's a good rule...almost impossible not to follow it, unless you go the way of Kratos and off some gods.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:38 pm
Sorta like the italian way.... I never killed nobody who wasn't gonna die anyway.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 9:37 pm
Warriors have their own code of zen...you just have to kill people in a very civil way. lol
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:34 pm
Oh yeah.... very Zen.
sickartist - January 3, 2010, 9:03 pm
Nice one 5L

AFRO SAMURAI - Niggas Got Skill.

TAGS: afro samurai nigga
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by matt

Dz - March 4, 2009, 7:01 pm
....yea they really do and he's not talking about all niggas just this one.
brock0lee - August 20, 2008, 10:01 am
no they don't

YOUR TRUE LOVE - awaits!

TAGS: true love splendor romance amour not a samurai is he
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 7:31 pm
Hell Canada I'm married to one...well, I mean she is right now
CANADA - November 4, 2009, 6:32 pm
ya, Bone always had a thing for redheads
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 5:59 pm

SAMURAI - They're heavy-armoured ninjas.

TAGS: katana samurai ninja japan
Rating: 2.59/5

More motifakes by Khatmonsuk

LordKraven - December 30, 2010, 9:03 am
Motifake is kinda like being married...no matter how long ago the fight was, some one will always bring itback up
5150monkeylove - December 30, 2010, 3:50 am
great way to pick up on a 1.5 yr old debate
SyltherinGal - December 29, 2010, 10:48 pm
No. Ninjas HATE Samurai. you should know that. It's a never-ending battle.
Logic Man - July 31, 2009, 1:24 pm
AND Rock BEATS scissors! Rock should beat paper too. Rock totally tears that sheet up.
LOLOLOL - June 25, 2009, 9:47 pm
calvin - May 11, 2009, 4:41 pm
no samurai's have dignity nija's don't big difference
Samurais - April 19, 2009, 2:18 pm
Samurais They are gay Pedos- just look it up in the Bushido..
Blah - March 2, 2009, 1:21 pm
Doesn't anyone read books anymore? Ninja and Samurai were two totally Different cultures with different rules, each taking a life time to learn. There is no way you could be both, their ethics contradict. And they carried wakasashis before sword laws too
Khatmonsuk - February 18, 2009, 5:06 pm
If I say that...he's about to go into stealth?
jake - February 17, 2009, 10:05 am
nah, can't be a ninja...we can SEE him! (ninjas are impervious to photography-except for SHO KOSUGI!!!!)
Elder God Douchebag - February 17, 2009, 9:36 am
You, sir, are wrong, and thus a retard. The reason they had the wakizashi shortsword is so they were always armed. Laws at the time dictated that a samurai must remove his katana when entering a building. There was no such law for a shortsword.
Anon - February 17, 2009, 1:55 am
Anon - February 17, 2009, 1:55 am
Actually IRL most ninjas WERE samurai. They also had a wakizashi with a katana hilt and sheath. THis was so ppl couldn't tell how long it would take to draw their sword. What i'm saying is that Ninjas were Samurai with long handles and scabbards on their-
Drenix - January 12, 2009, 10:06 pm
Not really as they cant be to stealth.
Khatmonsuk - January 3, 2009, 8:55 am
Response to Arrogant Knight: No need to tell you. It's too obvious.
rogueinterceptor - January 2, 2009, 5:36 pm
No, they're not.
Arrogant Knight - January 2, 2009, 3:52 pm
Okay... And?

Victory -

TAGS: samurai katana versus bullet
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - May 4, 2013, 11:05 pm
Exactly my point.
vbattaile - May 4, 2013, 4:59 pm


TAGS: samurai woman
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by nathan yeo

Token - June 7, 2009, 2:44 am
also "WAKIZASHI", I have no Idea what a wakanzashi is
Token - June 7, 2009, 2:42 am
Swordnut3: Katana literally translates to "Sword" meaning ANY Japanese sword is a Katana
Swordnut3 - February 17, 2009, 8:25 pm
Probably a saber, or a wakanzashi (I KNOW I didn't spell that right).
nathan yeo - December 22, 2008, 4:14 pm
then what the fog kind of sword is it.
Fredric T - December 21, 2008, 12:10 pm
Thats not a Katana Silly reporters
spitfire111 - December 21, 2008, 4:58 am
haha, you better not mess with her...

CROSS-OVERS - There are some that just should NOT be done

TAGS: samurai spider man spiderman spider man
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by koradan

koradan - August 31, 2009, 5:26 pm
It's Photoshop.
Woodywood03a - August 20, 2009, 12:07 am
wait???? what the hell is this????


TAGS: samurai john gamestop
Rating: 1.47/5
pzykosiz - August 25, 2010, 10:46 pm
agdaniele - August 25, 2010, 9:48 pm
Likewise, a motifaker.


TAGS: samurai prayer thanksgiving shopping armor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

Greeny - November 27, 2015, 8:23 am
GaryO - November 27, 2015, 6:10 am
Well done, Olds, well done